Jokes and Other Diversions


October 20, 2023

Making Contact

A policeman pulled a driver over and asked to see her license.

After looking it over, he said to her, “Ma'am, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses.”

“Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied.

“Look lady, I don't care who you know,” snapped the officer. “You're getting a ticket.”


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