Jokes and Other Diversions
October 19, 2023
Ralph and Peter are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.
Peter, the banker, says to Ralph, "So listen, Ralph, you know I don't swim so well."
Ralph remembers how to carry another swimmer from the lifeguard class he took as a kid, so he begins tugging Peter toward shore. After 20 minutes, he begins to tire.
Finally, about 50 feet from shore and in need of a break, Ralph asks, "So Peter, do you suppose you could float alone?"
Peter replies, "Ralph, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"
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