Jokes and Other Diversions


October 13, 2023

Sleeping In

A very drunk fellow checked into a hotel late one Saturday night. He awoke feeling ill and summoned a bellboy to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper. The bellhop was gone for quite some time.

When he returned, the drunk remarked, "It must be hard to buy a bottle in this town on a Sunday."

"There was no trouble with the whiskey," replied the bellboy, "but it's tough finding a Sunday paper on a Tuesday."


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