Jokes and Other Diversions

October 10, 2023

Meat of the Issue

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling?"

The barman replies, "It's a competition we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."

"Great!" says the man. "But what if I can't reach them?"

"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the barman answers. "Do you want to try?"

"No, but thanks anyway."

"Why not?" asks the barman.

"The steaks are too high."

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