Jokes and Other Diversions

October 5, 2023

Honor System

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray full of apples. The nun had made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large tray of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note: "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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