Jokes and Other Diversions
September 11, 2023
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a moment. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."
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