Jokes and Other Diversions

September 8, 2023

One Liners

You can never lose a homing pigeon; if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.

As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought, “Dogs are easily amused.” Then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

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