Two young men were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models.
Paul says to Ben, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this
Ben replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"
Paul says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price,
I'm buying one."
Ben smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she's
as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."
Three weeks later, Ben asks his friend Paul, "Did you ever receive the
girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"
Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes