Jokes and Other Diversions

August 16, 2023

Dr. One-Liner

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right—I feel 10 years older already.

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor."

When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

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