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August 11, 2023

On Guard

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. They got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend without paying.

The Englishman walked around the stadium and saw a pole lying on the ground and picked it up. He walked to the entrance and said, "Peter. England. Pole throwing." The guards let him in without hesitation.

While walking, the Scotsman saw a manhole. He picked up the cover, carried it under his arm to the entrance and said, "McGregor. Scotland. Discus throwing." The guards let him in also.

The Irishman was becoming very frantic, since both his friends were now inside. He walked around the stadium and found a roll of barbed wire. He picked it up, walked to the entrance and said, "Murphy. Ireland. Fencing."

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