Jokes and Other Diversions
May 24, 2023
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:
If you love something,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it’s yours,
If it doesn’t, it never was yours....
THE MBA VERSION:
If you love somebody
set him free... instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST’S VERSION:
If you love somebody
set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant.
If she doesn’t come back, her id is supreme.
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
THE MARKETING VERSION:
If you love somebody
set him free...
If he comes back, he has brand loyalty.
If he doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.
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