Jokes and Other Diversions


May 23, 2023

The Lottery

A man and his wife were talking. The man asked, “What would happen if I were to win the lottery?”

His wife responded, “I would take half and leave you in a heartbeat!”

He replied, “Good. I won $12—here’s six, now get out!”


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