Jokes and Other Diversions


May 19, 2023

The Lamaze Class

The Lamaze class was in full swing and the room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the process.

The teacher announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!”

The room got very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

“Yes?” replied the teacher.

“Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”


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