Jokes and Other Diversions

May 17, 2023

Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

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