Jokes and Other Diversions
May 12, 2023
My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market. I
went and looked around and couldn't find any.
So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, “These vegetables are for
my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”
The produce guy looked at me and said, “No sir. You'll have to do that
yourself.”
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