Jokes and Other Diversions


May 9, 2023

Perfection

A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. “Hi there, how about a date?” he asks.

“Don't waste your time. I'd never go out with a perfect stranger.”

“It seems we're both in luck! I'm far from perfect.”


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