Jokes and Other Diversions


April 28, 2023

Full Speed Ahead

So I’m heading to my parents’ house, driving like 90 miles per hour when a cop pulls me over, comes up to my car and says, “So, young man, speeding are you? I’ve been waiting for you all day.”

I looked up at him and said, “I’m so sorry officer. I got here as fast as I could.”


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