Jokes and Other Diversions

April 26, 2023


A teacher asked her students what religious objects they have in their homes.

One boy answered, “We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it.”

Another boy said, “We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it.”

Then a third boy pipes up, “On our bathroom floor we have a flat, square thing with numbers on it. Every day my mother stands on it first thing in the morning and screams, ‘Oh my God!’”

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