Jokes and Other Diversions

April 20, 2023

Agree to Disagree

A man and woman were having marital problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a brief attempt at reconciliation the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.

The judge asked the husband, “What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?”

The husband said, “In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing.”

The wife said, “Seven weeks.”

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