Jokes and Other Diversions

April 11, 2023


A priest and a cab driver went to heaven.

The priest was given 50 bags of gold and a nice house.

The cab driver was given the same but also a boat, a lake and a box of diamonds.

The priest asked St. Peter, “Hey! I was a priest! Why don’t I get a box of diamonds or a lake or a boat?”

St. Peter said, “We go by results. During your sermons people slept. During his cab rides people prayed.”

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