Jokes and Other Diversions
April 7, 2023
My wife was screaming at me. “Leave! Get out of this house!” she ordered. “I never want to see you again!”
As I was walking out the door she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!”
So I turned around and replied, “I'm confused. So now you want me to stay?”
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