Jokes and Other Diversions

April 7, 2023

Mixed Signals

My wife was screaming at me. “Leave! Get out of this house!” she ordered. “I never want to see you again!”

As I was walking out the door she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!”

So I turned around and replied, “I'm confused. So now you want me to stay?”

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