Jokes and Other Diversions

March 29, 2023

The Thief

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.

Tim fought back and he and the thief rolled around on the ground, Tim putting up a tremendous fight. The thief managed to get the better of him and pinned Tim to the ground.

Rifling through Tim’s pockets, all the thief came up with was a quarter.

Surprised, the thief asked Tim why he fought so hard for just 25 cents.

“Oh, was that all you wanted?” Tim replied, “I thought you were after the $500 in my shoe!”

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