Jokes and Other Diversions


March 28, 2023

A Position of Authority

A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?”

“That’s fine, you shouldn’t go over there though,” the rancher said, pointing to one of his fields.

The FBI agent snapped at him, “I’m a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!” And with that he pulled out his badge and shoved it into the rancher’s face.

The rancher shrugged this off and continued with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he heard a loud scream from the field he had pointed out earlier. All of a sudden he could see the FBI agent sprinting toward him with a large bull on his heels.

The rancher rushed to the fence and yelled, “Your badge! Show your badge to the bull!”


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