Jokes and Other Diversions

March 24, 2023

Holy Roller

A priest and a cab driver died and went to Heaven.

Upon arrival, St. Peter gave the priest 50 bags of gold and a nice house.

He gave the cab driver the same as the priest. But St. Peter also gave the cab driver a boat, a lake and a box of diamonds.

The priest saw how much more the cab driver had and questioned his share.

“Hey, I was a priest,” the minister said to St. Peter. “How come I don't get a box of diamonds, or a lake, or a boat?”

The answer was simple, St. Peter said.

“We go by results,” the keeper of the gate explained. “During your sermons people slept. During his cab rides, people prayed.”

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