Jokes and Other Diversions

March 21, 2023

Wish Granted

A State government employee sits in his office. Out of boredom, he decides to see what’s in an old filing cabinet.

He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

“This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides, so takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.

“I wish for an ice cold beer right now.”

He gets his beer and drinks it. Then, he states his second wish.

“I wish to be on an island where beautiful women reside.”

Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.

Finally, he tells the genie his third and last wish.

“I wish I’d never have to work ever again.”

POOF! He’s back in his government office.

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