Jokes and Other Diversions


March 10, 2023

Alphabet Soup

Wife: “Honey, how would you describe me?”

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”


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