Jokes and Other Diversions


March 8, 2023

Reflections

I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.


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