Jokes and Other Diversions

March 3, 2023

Ups and Downs

A man jumps from a plane and as he descends pulls his parachute. Nothing happens so he pulls his reserve and still nothing happens. Out of sheer panic, he begins flapping his arms as he falls when he spies a man coming up towards him.

He calls out to the man, “Hey! Do you know anything about parachutes?”

The man yells back, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”

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