Jokes and Other Diversions


March 2, 2023

Diagnosis

A man entered his doctor’s office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana stuck in his right ear. “Doc,” he asked, “What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor replies, “Clearly you aren’t eating right.”


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