Jokes and Other Diversions

February 27, 2023

Judgment Day

A Bible group study leader asked his group, “What would you do if you knew you only had four weeks left before the great Judgment Day?”

One gentleman said, “I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives.”

“Very good!” said the group leader. A woman spoke up and said enthusiastically, “I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church and my fellow man with a greater conviction.”

“That’s wonderful!” said the group leader.

A gentleman in the back spoke up loudly, “I would go to my mother-in-law’s house for the four weeks.”

The group leader asked, “Why your mother-in-law’s home?”

“Because that will make it the longest four weeks of my life!”

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