Jokes and Other Diversions

February 20, 2023

All the Crayons

“Mrs. Smith, I ain’t got no crayons.”

“Young man, you mean, I don’t have any crayons. You don’t have any crayons. We don’t have any crayons. They don’t have any crayons. Do you see what I’m getting at?”

“I think so. What happened to all the crayons?”

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