Jokes and Other Diversions


January 27, 2023

Bases Loaded

Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, “If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?” Larry nodded yes just as he passed away.

That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry’s voice in a dream, “Tom...”

“Larry! What is it?!” asked Tom.

“I have good news and bad news from heaven.”

“What’s the good news?”

“There is baseball in heaven after all!”

“What’s the bad news?”

“You’re pitching on Tuesday.”


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