Jokes and Other Diversions


January 24, 2023

Trash and Treasure

A guy was meeting with his attorney. The attorney asked him, “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said.

“Give me the bad news first.”

“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.”

“That’s the bad news?” asked the man incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news!”

“The terrible news is that it’s of you and your secretary.”


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