Jokes and Other Diversions


January 23, 2023

All's Fair

A man felt that he needed to confess something so he went to his priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During the war, I hid a refugee in my attic.”

“Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.”

“But I made him agree to pay me for every week he stayed.”

“I admit that wasn’t entirely ethical, but you did it for a good cause.”

“Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind.” He paused for a moment and then said, “I have one more question...”

“What is that, my son?”

“Do I have to tell him the war is over?”


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