Jokes and Other Diversions

January 18, 2023

The Real Winner

Two young students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher said, “What are you two fighting about?”

One boy answered, “We found a $10 bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves!” said the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was!”

So the boys gave the $10 to the teacher.

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