Jokes and Other Diversions

January 17, 2023

Highway Stripe Painter

A foreman gives the new guy a paintbrush and a big bucket of paint and tells him where to paint and off the guy goes.

At the end of the first day, the newbie returns and tells the foreman he did 10 miles. "Outstanding!" The foreman said.

On the second day, the newbie returns to the shop at the end of the day and tells the foreman he's done four miles. "Not impressive," the foreman thought.

At the end of the third day, the newbie tells his foreman he did one mile. 

So the foreman asked, "The first day you did 10 miles, the second day you did four, and today you only accomplished one measly mile? What gives?"

"Well," The newbie replied, "Every day the paint can gets farther and farther away."

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