Jokes and Other Diversions

January 3, 2023

Guilty Conscience

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3:00 in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, “Holy crap! That must be my husband!”

The guy scrambled out of bed, grabbed his pants and jumped out the window like a crazy man. He hit the ground, went through a thorn bush, stood up and ran to his car.

A few minutes later he returned to the house and screamed at the woman, “What are you trying to do? You scared the hell out of me! I’m your husband!”

The woman yelled back, “Oh yeah? Then why did you run?”

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