Jokes and Other Diversions


January 2, 2023

The Real Survivor

Have you heard about the new reality show?

* 6 men will be dropped on an island with one van and four kids each, for six weeks.

* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

* There is no access to fast food.

* Each man must take care of his four kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook and do laundry.

* The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.

* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making lunches for their four kids.

* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make a Native American Pueblo model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; while getting a four-year old to eat a serving of peas.

* The kids vote the contestants off based on performance.

* The winner gets to go back to his day job.


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