Jokes and Other Diversions


December 26, 2022

Not Guilty by Reason of Ignorance

Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to the boy’s classroom for a conference with his teacher, Miss Winston.

“Mr. Smith,” said the teacher, “I asked Rick ‘Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn’t do it!”

“Well, Miss Winston,” said Smith, “if my kid said he didn't do it, he didn't do it.”


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