Jokes and Other Diversions


December 23, 2022

On the House

A crew of painters finishes painting my home and hand me the bill.

I notice that by the paint it says $0.

I say, “You guys did such a good job, why aren’t you charging me for the paint?”

The head painter looks at me and says, “Don’t worry about the paint, it’s on the house.”


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