Jokes and Other Diversions


November 30, 2022

The Way it Is

Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. Technology is weird.

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used are DEN-MARK.

“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?”


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