Jokes and Other Diversions


November 28, 2022

The Party's Over

This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.

He said, “Up until last week, I had it all. My meals were prepared for me, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, and I could still go to school.”

I asked him, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

“No, nothing like that,” he said. “I just got out of prison.”


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