Jokes and Other Diversions


November 24, 2022

Blowing Off Steam

A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during their sessions was so bad that the counselor decided the husband had to find an alternative way to blow off steam.

“John,” the counselor said, “you’re an athletic guy. I want you to jog 10 miles every day for the next 30 days. At the end of the 30 days call me and let me know how things are going.”

John agreed.

At the end of the 30 days, John called the marriage counselor very excited. “I did just as you said and I have never felt better in my life!” he exclaimed over the phone.

“Great!” replied the counselor, “And how’s your wife?”

“How the hell should I know? I’m 300 miles from home!”


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