Jokes and Other Diversions


October 26, 2022

The Way We Were

My wife and I have been married for 25 years.

The other day, I said to her, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV.

"But every night, I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

"Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and big-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman.

"It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She thought for a moment. Then she told me to go find a hot, 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.


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