Jokes and Other Diversions

October 20, 2022

Words of Wisdom

1. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
2. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
3. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
4. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
5. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
6. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder for me to find one now.

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