Jokes and Other Diversions


October 17, 2022

Bad Timing

A tail gunner was being court-martialed.

“What did you hear in your headset?” demanded one officer.

“Well,” replied the airman, “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!’”

“And what action did you take?” thundered another officer.

“Why, sir,” replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30.”


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