Jokes and Other Diversions

October 11, 2022


A man on his deathbed called his lawyer, his doctor and his pastor to his side.

"I am going to die tonight," he said, "and I want to prove that when you go to heaven, you can take it all with you.

"So, my three dearest friends, I put $50,000 in cash in each of these envelopes. When I die, you must come to my funeral and each put an envelope in my coffin with me."

He then handed each of the three an identical envelope. That night, he died.

The next week, at the funeral, the pastor stood over the coffin, weeping. "I can't hide what I've done," he said. "I took $10,000 from the envelope because the church needed to be painted."

Then the doctor confessed. “I took $30,000 from my envelope because the hospital needed supplies."

Finally, the lawyer erupted. "You crooks!" he yelled. "I wrote him a check for the full amount!"

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