Jokes and Other Diversions

October 7, 2022


Jesus and Satan decided to have a contest about who was more proficient on computers.

For a solid day, they created spreadsheets, designed websites, made email campaigns, and plotted social media.

Then, at 10 minutes to 5, the power went out and their computers crashed.

When the power came back up and they rebooted, Satan was beside himself. All of the work he had spent the day on was gone!

Meanwhile, Jesus calmly printed out everything he had created, logged off, and headed for the door.

“No fair!” screamed Satan. “How is that I LOSE everything and you still HAVE everything?”

Jesus turned back and smiled.

“Ah," he replied. "Because Jesus saves.”

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