Jokes and Other Diversions

October 5, 2022

The Long and Short of It

An elderly man was seated in the doctor's waiting room. When he was called in, he slowly got up and, grasping his cane and hunching over, inched his way into the examining room.

After only a few minutes, he emerged, walking completely upright. Another patient who had seen him go in stared in amazement.

"That must be a miracle doctor in there!" he exclaimed. "What treatment did he give you?"

"Well," the man said, "the doc looked me up and down, analyzed the situation, and gave me a cane that was four inches longer than the one I had been using."

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