Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a
Harley-Davidson when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon
in his garage.
The surgeon was waiting for the
service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon came over with a smile. "So, Doc, look at this engine," the mechanic said. "I
also can open hearts, take valves out, fix 'em, put in new parts and,
when I finish, this will work just like a new one.
"So how come I work
for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are
doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, "Try doing it with the engine