Jokes and Other Diversions
October 4, 2022
Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage.
The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
Allan
shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon came over with a smile. "So, Doc, look at this engine," the mechanic said. "I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix 'em, put in new parts and, when I finish, this will work just like a new one.
"So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, "Try doing it with the engine running."
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